Post by Prince of Madness on Jan 22, 2014 23:02:02 GMT -5
Danni's Problems: A Convenient List of Problems of Everyone's Favorite Admin Volume 1
0. I start counting at 0, not 1.
1. Given my looks and my interests the only things I have going for me are my brains and the fact that I am going into the Air Force, so I set my standards so low that any interaction with the female persuasion will be (gladly) taken as flirting.
2. I project problem number 1 onto other people. Dussie, seriously stop hitting on Lady Stark, I will show you the fucking deed if I have to!
3. The internet.
5. I suck at counting.
4. I can't change what I've done, but I have to change my mistakes.
5. I hate conundrums (refer to problems 5-5).
6. Problem 8.
7. Problem 6.
8. Problem 0.
10. I REALLY suck at counting.
9. I still have to correct my mistakes without changing what I've already done.
10. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
11. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
12. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
13. I repeat myself if people don't understand.
14. Do I need to reiterate?
15. I repeat myself if people don't understand.
16. I worry about the future too much.
17. Volumes 4-6 of Danni's Problems.
18. I hate judging people but do anyway.
19. I hate when people judge me when they don't know me.
20. Just because you read my list of problems doesn't mean you know me, stop judging me.
21. My sandwich at the time of writing this is almost gone, and falling apart more and more with every bite.
22. Problem 21 makes me sad.
22.5. I increment things asymmetrically.
23. I'm anal about formatting.
24. Dussie, seriously bro, stop trying to build your house on MY land, I will show you the fucking deed if I have to!
25. HELP POLICE!
26. Sorry, I thought someone was breaking in for a second, turns out it was just the police.
27. The voices in my head won't stop singing Vaudeville.
28. Seriously guys, fucking stop! I'm trying to concentrate!!!
29. We're on problem 29 but I have 33 problems so far!
30. This list.
31. I'm forgetful.
32. Did I tell you I suck at counting?
33. I used to hate pickles, now I like that. What the fuck right?!
34. What's wrong with me?!
35. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
36. I got 40 problems and this list is one!
37. No really, if you go back to Problem 30 it says "This list."
38. I explain jokes if I don't think people will laugh, expecting my explanation to make it funnier.
39. Lady Stark is mine. I have a fucking deed, I will show it if I have to.
40. I'm getting tired. Is volume 1 over yet?
41. My publisher says no, but he's letting me have a break to continue when I feel like it...
42. I don't know the question to this answer...
43. I shake my leg almost compulsively.
44. That's no joke it's been shaking this entire time and I only just now really noticed it.
45. All your base are belong to us!
0. I start counting at 0, not 1.
1. Given my looks and my interests the only things I have going for me are my brains and the fact that I am going into the Air Force, so I set my standards so low that any interaction with the female persuasion will be (gladly) taken as flirting.
2. I project problem number 1 onto other people. Dussie, seriously stop hitting on Lady Stark, I will show you the fucking deed if I have to!
3. The internet.
5. I suck at counting.
4. I can't change what I've done, but I have to change my mistakes.
5. I hate conundrums (refer to problems 5-5).
6. Problem 8.
7. Problem 6.
8. Problem 0.
10. I REALLY suck at counting.
9. I still have to correct my mistakes without changing what I've already done.
10. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
11. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
12. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
13. I repeat myself if people don't understand.
14. Do I need to reiterate?
15. I repeat myself if people don't understand.
16. I worry about the future too much.
17. Volumes 4-6 of Danni's Problems.
18. I hate judging people but do anyway.
19. I hate when people judge me when they don't know me.
20. Just because you read my list of problems doesn't mean you know me, stop judging me.
21. My sandwich at the time of writing this is almost gone, and falling apart more and more with every bite.
22. Problem 21 makes me sad.
22.5. I increment things asymmetrically.
23. I'm anal about formatting.
24. Dussie, seriously bro, stop trying to build your house on MY land, I will show you the fucking deed if I have to!
25. HELP POLICE!
26. Sorry, I thought someone was breaking in for a second, turns out it was just the police.
27. The voices in my head won't stop singing Vaudeville.
28. Seriously guys, fucking stop! I'm trying to concentrate!!!
29. We're on problem 29 but I have 33 problems so far!
30. This list.
31. I'm forgetful.
32. Did I tell you I suck at counting?
33. I used to hate pickles, now I like that. What the fuck right?!
34. What's wrong with me?!
35. I repeat myself several times to make a point or to show emphasis.
36. I got 40 problems and this list is one!
37. No really, if you go back to Problem 30 it says "This list."
38. I explain jokes if I don't think people will laugh, expecting my explanation to make it funnier.
39. Lady Stark is mine. I have a fucking deed, I will show it if I have to.
40. I'm getting tired. Is volume 1 over yet?
41. My publisher says no, but he's letting me have a break to continue when I feel like it...
42. I don't know the question to this answer...
43. I shake my leg almost compulsively.
44. That's no joke it's been shaking this entire time and I only just now really noticed it.
45. All your base are belong to us!